As a bitter and broken hearted Bulls fan, this feels a lot like when your ex gets in amazing shape after the break up. But you’ve just... well... it’s not pretty.

The confetti cannons sound like huge farts in the North Carolina “homer” feed, which pairs very nicely with how the announcers are feeling. Just great.

Nothing about the Bulls right now is particularly inspired.

“That’s bullshit, Marchman!”

I miss pre-bowflex Riff Raff :(

You mean fresh as hell? Yeah I know *sunglasses emoji*