Loch Mess

Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

“Robbed by judges” seems like a step up from the usual Irish complaint, “fucked by destiny.”

I understand why someone might find it objectionable. But that someone would still be wrong.

A man who parks his trailer in his driveway is a “dickhole”? Why?

Never too early to bust this one out. Have a nice day, everybody.

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

The camera left you... trembling? That line alone put me on the side of the guy with the trailer.

I just can’t get past the idea that someone has a private turtle pond in Manhattan.

Hanford, Oregon, when it was at peak production of nuclear material, was at somewhere in the range of 586 square miles total with 14,450 employees. After the whole of the Manhattan project came online, it employed ~130,000 employees and cost $26 billion dollars in 2016 terms of production. The fact that a private…

Screw the flat belly! Go you! Losing 76 pounds in 15 months is no small feat!! Congratulations and keep up the good work!

I hope not. I like air.

This one, by Neill Blomkamp was also excellent: