New Zealand

Whelp, looks like I'm just gonna have to continue never going to South Dakota again.

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

Please clap.

How could that possibly be an offensive foul?

The dream of the 60s is alive in Portland.

The only one’s that need to get a lesson in sensitivity are the ones who are overly sensitive and get offended by this. It’s not difficult to understand Black History Month and the Chinese New Year of the Monkey are completely unrelated, there’s no relation between the two and trying to make one is foolish.

I actually find professional athletes fucking up basic skills of the game to be hilarious and thus entertaining

The only thing worse than Seattle’s use of “12th man” is Texas A&M making a very commonly expressed phrase proprietary.

In future you might consider rigmarole as well.

That’s balderdash. You’re playing some jiggery pokery here. Shenanigans!

Unsurpisingly, Whiteside already has all three of them blocked.

Wow, that must be one of the dumbest things I have ever read on deadspin. Congrats, that is really saying something.

-1

I agree...that we should draw a line. But perhaps we should draw it in the right place? You ask “What if they decide to occupy a federal courthouse next time they don’t like the way the federal courthouse applies the laws?”. I would say that, if that should happen, we should treat them as though they have occupied a…

It’s an interesting question...it’s pretty clear the roid’s were Toronto year 1...so at that point he had 192 wins, an era just over 3 but an ERA plus of 144...I think had he retired then...or had 1-2 mediocre years and then retired he’d still have come up in around 2005 for election and might have gained support over…

No, it’s pretty clearly not “endangering human life.” Beside that, is the speech itself an “act [that is] a violation of the criminal laws”? Because prong (A) is conjunctive: you need all the elements.

They were not convicted of terrorism. They were convicted of arson under a provision of the Antiterrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act. There are federal anti-terrorism laws; they were not convicted under one of them.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

I don’t think calling them morons and jamokes and dinguses and slow-witted white dorks in their best Sunday camo is handling them with kid gloves. I don’t think the solution to the imbalanced application of law enforcement in the United States is for the heavy-handed destructiveness wrongfully applied in certain…