You're messing with me. arent you?

Spicy hot take. Handle with care.

Yeah you can hang it up right next to your 12th man jersey.

Josh Gibson.

This means Sadaharu Oh is the true home run king, right?

Do we include Rose’s minor league numbers or are we pretending the Nippion league is on MLB’s level?

Well how about the whole team pull their pants down and hang their junk out at the pitcher while chanting suck it, suck it, suck it. And why not have the batter go around and spit on every player he runs by in his home run procession? Defense had better keep it to themselves unless they want to be accused of attacking…

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

Yep. That quote from the judge -

Agreed, but there’s a difference between a one star review for “My drink took 10 minutes” and one star review for “I’m out $1000 and this contractor did a shit job I have to pay even more money to fix.” One is overkill, the other is probably not.

You are drunk.

The 2015 Royals only had one regular who hit over .300, no one with 25 HRs, one 100 RBI guy, and no full-time starter with an ERA under 3.50 (the only one was Chris Young who was a swingman bouncing between rotation and pen) or more than 13 wins.

Hold on there hoss. You got a song where you’re asking for divine intervention to “save” the matriarch of the family a country annoints to be rich and ceremonial and do nothing for all eternity and the American version is “straight retarded” in comparison? Seems like a bit of a stretch to me.

He’s been incapable of saying a single open, honest thing for 15 years, and now all of a sudden every interview “is an open and honest reflection of the real Dwight Howard”.

A) that’s a very long bat weight and B) that’s a rather wide bat weight. Widest part of the standard college bat is less than 3 inches. The diameter of a baseball is 2.9 inches. So, the weight is on the widest part of the bat yet stays on? And the ball passes right through with about 10% extra space on all sides? I’m…

Hey, maybe he just knows someone who’s a real piece of shit.

The formatting of that letter alone warrants an investigation.

Fucking Cardinals fans...am I doing this right?

Except they don’t have any say in who their coach is. No college athlete does. Don’t like who you’re playing for then transfer. Also literally nobody in the school’s administration cares because softball isn’t generating the revenue that football is.

Having read both, no, no yours was not clearer. It buried the key point in the middle instead of building to it.