If I learned anything these past 8 years it is that all the president needs is “a pen and a phone” and a sense of moral superiority to make decrees from on high.

That’s kinda funny on a website that’s dedicated entirely to black people propping themselves up on the most convienient cross and communally wallowing in a state of celebrated perpetual victimhood.

Perhaps, but that doesn’t change the fact that this blogger would be shrieking like she had a cattle prod handle deep in her ass to anyone in screaming distance if someone wrote the same piece about black people. 

No, that’s the stench of your perpetual victim mentality seeping through that tissue thin skin of yours. Now fuck off back to your safe space, alright? Awesome! Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. 

I’d bet dollars to dog shit that the racist community college drop out that wrote this piece would have one hell of a reaction had someone wrote a piece in the same vein about black people. 

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The solution to this is to go out to a scrap yard and find the rustiest, most jagged piece of metal out there and carry it with you when you go out. Then when you get into one of these situations where people want to assume who you voted for, as though it’s any of their damn business, you can hand them that piece of…

I can see how the use of proper grammar and spelling there could be offensive to you. Honestly, were you having a fucking stroke when you wrote that unintelligible nonsense up above? Maybe you should have someone with the beginnings of a high school education proof read your posts from now on as to avoid looking so…

Your tiny corner of the forum? This is Gawker not the fucking alley behind Jackson’s Discount Grocery and Liquor (We Accept EBT!). Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.

You know what, you’re right. The proper response would have been something along these lines “We are very sorry you are such a thin skinned twat. In response to your hurt feelings we would urge you to go find the nearest sharp, rusty, piece of metal and vigorously go fuck yourself with it at your earliest opportunity.…

To be fair you have to look at that swanky stadium that is Wrigley Field.

I have a Derrick Rose and/or Donald Trump joke here someplace I swear!

Meanwhile in some random paper mill Jim Tomsula is reading this news on his break and wondering if he might apply.