this one is the “parody” but it’s safer to just ignore the brand entirely...

Deviled eggs are magic, somehow. I couldn't eat that many plain hard-boiled eggs, but when they're deviled, it's like you get a whole separate stomach for them.

It’s only an important detail for people who think XY and Womanhood are mutually exclusive. For the rest of us, living in 2019, they are not

Gender normalcy, and the concept of what women and men are "supposed" to be is the whole problem. She has her head buried in the past about the subject, and I'd be willing to take bets that she probably doesn't think much of transgender people based on how much she has dug her heels in on this subject.

Didn’t one of his casinos (I think it was the one in Atlantic City) have to pay a hefty fine for money laundering, yes, for the Russian mob? And didn’t a Russian mobster pull him out of financial difficulties when he purchased several appartments in one of his ugly towers?

There was never a time when women only had to worry about derogatory language used by men.

Dudes can be basic too. It’s a personality type. I’m an equal opportunity cunt. Chill. 

Whats odds will you give me that the 10 years previous to becoming president are the ones where Trump rediscovered himself as money launderer to the Kremlin?. The late eighties and early nineties are too littered with relics of his truly epic business stupidity for it too suddenly reach a sustained period of…

Oh, fuck off with the selective quoting.

So....why do I have this feeling that if Pelosi was all-in on impeachment, Splinter would run an article arguing that she was being short-sighted and/or dumb and was only doing so to avoid dealing with “real issues” like Medicare for All and the Green New Deal (how come there was no Splinter article on AOC’s office…

Yeah, when a progressive website paints “local real-estate agents” as the good guys ... yikes.

It’s actually kind of incredible the degree to which the Western left (especially the Anglo left) is influenced by fundamentally conservative/romantic “natural is better, small is better” ideology. John Ruskin was highly influential on UK Labour. The late 19th-century American left was highly influenced by early and…

I have friends who think everyone should just grow their own food, and this would make the world a better place.

I have always contended that “local” is simply another manifestation of class and wealth privilege. One definition I have seen defines “local” as being grown/raised/made within 50 miles of where you are. That’s a great sentiment where I live, where I can walk to a farmer’s market that has produce year-round. But there…

Nobody is jealous of anybody. Most of these K-Pop acts have been under the knife. Eyelid surgery alone is very prevalent in this circuit.

Yeah, it seems weird to grab a band who doesn’t claim to be a rock band and then write a blog about them not being a rock band. If he wants to bitch about bands that don’t rock hard enough for him, he needs to put on a jean-jacket vest and stand by his camaro in a 7-eleven parking lot.

They have a huge fanbase, are critically acclaimed, and have their first album out in a long time. 

Ironically Bourdain would fucking hate this comment.

Sysadmins, probably.