Kinda like the Condé Nast guy was also a public figure, right? And this meant he was fair game to be outed by Jordan Sargent, right? Right?

Yes. This is what we need. Less people running for President. Great call Splinter editorial board. 

This is an excellent question, and one that I’d like the Splinter folk to answer.

Who are acceptable presidential candidates not named Bernie Sanders?

“Who cares about moderates? This country is mostly democratic socialists just waiting to be sufficiently excited to vote for the right candidate! We don’t need centrist moderate third way blah blah blah!”

I, for one, look forward to Splinter’s Jan. 2020 editorial of “None of the candidates are worthy, vote Kodos”

I’m sure that advocating reparations is a wonderful way to win over moderates in the general election.

It’s even more disappointing when you remember that Bernie has seen first hand the destruction slavery caused this country because of his service at Gettysburg in the 14th Vermont Volunteer Infantry Regiment.

But this website written entirely in comic sans told me vaccines were deadly and we couldn’t trust them!

A big nope on Bernie. Not because I’m still pissed off at him, but because NOTHING has changed for him. He gives a great speech about what he says he’s going to do, but never gives us a hint as to HOW he’s going to do it. And if you ask him, you don’t get a straight answer. No thanks, Bernie. 

I stand corrected.

The problem is that if anything, history shows the reverse is true, that racism drives classism, not the other way around.

The family members I have whose lives have literally been saved as a result of the ACA and it’s Medicaid expansions would beg to disagree about the ACA is bad.

This was the lamest, whitest attempt to walk back a lukewarm suggestion that Bernie shouldn’t run ever. And to be fair, I never once believed that Nolan really thought Bernie shouldn’t run; it was more that he heard the surging tide of people suggesting Bernie shouldn’t run and decided to hop on a bandwagon just in…

lol

Also, I decided long ago I’d rather be 10 lbs heavier and eat carbs and not constantly be a bitchy beast when I am not eating carbs. Plus I kinda like having bigger boobs. And eating bread and pasta. And cake.  

The most annoying part of keto is how annoying people are that constantly tell you they’re on keto. It’s like the new vegan.

Keto isn’t a healthy diet. It’s an extreme diet that forces your body into a starvation state. You are supposed to eat an absolute bare minimum of carbs. People eating a true ketogenic diet are eating mainly meat and dairy.

My wife and I eat keto and we smell amazing all the time, my bloodwork is so good the doctors thought I cheated, and my penis grew an inch longer.