You could always just not go on Twitter?

I was watching the National Championship and the commentators were really jerking Dabo’s dick over his “morality and ethics”--they even quoted him as having said he would couch Clemson for $35,000 and I shouted, “THEN WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PAY HIM SIX MILLION DOLLARS?!?!  Such an incredible, infuriating lie.

In case anyone was curious about what that twinkie looking thing is—

I relate to this because I recently turned 30 and I pulled my hamstring while on a bowling date last week.

I frickin’ love this story.

Why would he do that when he can just bitch to the admins until all of Splinter is greyed again?????

Hotel slippers are the bomb dot com. I have a family member who used to work at the company that supplies hotels with everything inside of hotels and they had cases and cases of slippers. I have 6 pairs and it’s perfect cause they go in wash easily so easily. LL Bean can keep their outrageously priced and…

You have no idea what I’m talking about.

Well, I guess this is better than the “everything is mayo” take.

I am TOTALLY SHOCKED that Rich minimized/ignored/belittled womens’ suffering in pursuit of performing how Cool and Cultured and So Smart he is. Just shocked.

I get having separate hand-held, showerhead-like attachments that don’t live IN the toilet bowl. I get fancy computer toilets where the bidet pops out and cleans you. I get bidets as separate bathroom fixtures!

I get having separate hand-held, showerhead-like attachments that don’t live IN the toilet bowl. I get fancy…

I mean, she is a “Senior Reporter”, right?!?

So true about the iced cookies. I always think I “have” to make them, but they’re such a production. It got a little better when I really got good at flooding, but I have a small kitchen and there’s just not room for everything to dry.

While I don’t 100% with everything in your comment (I have been known to hand out cookie plates of about 6 carefully thought out varieties), this is mad true:

This reminds me of something from the olden days:

My propensity to eat food for too long is a direct result of being broke and having grown up broke with too many siblings.  I have a friend whose husband does not eat leftovers.  My thought: What fucking luxury.

Lol. My favorite comment.

*Blogger doesn’t have access*

I mean, what would they be missing?

Did they?? Dang, I missed that.