Well, these comfy as fuck “progressives” are really showing their cards, huh?

I was moved every year by my mom in her Corolla.

I get that it’s not particularly intellectually healthy to run around calling internet commenters with unintelligible motives Russian Bots but jesus christ do they make it hard some times

Nah, I read in a Splinter Comment Section this morning that Russia is NBD and it’s basically just an excuse for Dems to not give us single payer healthcare

Not to burst anyone’s bubble, but they say pretty specifically that this enzyme is an unlikely target for therapeutics. The mice on the high fat diet might not have gotten fat, but they seem to have started to develop fatty liver disease and some gnarly fibrotic fat tissue phenotype.

Are you a grad student or do you have a PhD???

ONE WHOLE DOZEN!!?!?!?!?!

I feel very fortunate that dudes who are super into TheChive are usually quick to mention or display it to me so unlike poor poor Jacqueline I haven’t gotten tricked into having a child with one.

Tiny american flag ashes for all(annihilated by nuclear war)!!!

Congrats!!!

2/10 Not Shitty

I use this recipe which is modified from Bittmans in some way I never dug into...it was just the first one I stumbled on:

I never saw any reason to advance past the no-knead recipe I started baking bread with. I was just like, “I wish this was a better shape for sandwiches,” and just dumped it into a loaf pan and poured a bunch of hot water from my kettle into a pan at the bottom of my oven and shrugged. Rectangular bread!

I thought we all agreed that after the 2016 election no one is allowed to even ask Pareene his opinion on anything.

Even in a big city like Denver they’re not all rushed to get 7 cars through a yellow?? I always just assumed the frequency of people who pull through is lower where I’m at now is because these upstate NY cities are more, uh, po-dunky.

My HS drivers ed teacher taught me the best place for a “funny” acting driver is in front of me because I can react to what they’re doing. Like, a swerving, potentially drunk driver.

Omg, that weirdo is like classic kinja. I could live off of bizarre overreactions to the innocuous opinions of informed people about Benjamin fucking Franklin.

DAMNIT NOW IT’S IN MY HEAD.

I have an assload of hair and I’m never convinced when I shampoo in a rainfall shower that it’s getting rinsed. I want a power washer to get all the way to the scalp.

I didn’t like ketchup all that much as a kid either! I like my junk food salty and ketchup is pretty sweet. Ketchup with mustard on a cheeseburger is great though.