I kinda needed the contestant set-up to emphasize even more how much they are in on the joke. Like, “Yes! I know I am a terrible baker!” As it stands, while it was fun, there were flashes where I was thinking, “Wait, willfully ignorant adults doing dumb things isn’t cute,” because the producers haven’t convinced me…

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About that last photo—The woman look like a GIANT while dude has weird spindly legs but those shoes make me think he might also be 11 feet tall??

While I agree there’s merit in his investigation...

I was just dumbstruck to watch these people latch on to the few things on the list that weren’t actual weapons. A gas mask. MREs I think. A hacksaw. As long as there’s a case of MREs around it’s okay to have bomb making equipment I guess.

We recently had a kid arrested in my town for having a stockpile of weapons that included knives, explosives, an assault rifle, large amounts of ammunition, and a silencer.

When I’ve had a bota box of red around for a bit I finish it off by mixing it with wegman’s orange pineapple seltzer. Instant sangria :D

I don’t know about spin bikes... but road pedals should have the ability to adjust the tension via little screws. If you’re having a harder time than you think you should getting into or out of your pedals you might have to adjust the tension.

The hack for that is cleaning your drivetrain regularly.

Yeah, exactly. Remember when SU coasted through upsets to the Final Four? They (we, I am a very excited alum) lost twice to UNC in ACC play that year. Totally predictable loss. I’m not holding my breath, even though I was saying the same thing on Friday.

Let me check my watch.

TOO BAD THE ORANGE ARE IN THE SWEET SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It makes me never want to go into another store ever again. The most recent episode with the line about people pooping in the store... It’s supposed to be exaggerated comedy, but humans, you know??

When I need new leggings I go to TJ Maxx and see what I can get but okay.

When I need new leggings I go to TJ Maxx and see what I can get but okay.

I’m lost in those eyes, please send help

So I’m a Syracuse alum and I remember spending an Easter dinner crouched behind a couch because I am a nervous person and I could not believe we were gonna beat #1 UVA to get into the final four.

My favorite sparkler is Gruet (rosé is so so good, but the assorted whites are dope as well) It costs $15-$17 a bottle. The perfect price for day drinking while you clean the apartment!

Hoyas suxa!!

In deep red territory, the push has to be toward the center first.

RIGHT?!?