The GOP blueprint is legislative nihilism. It is stupid to suggest that the DNC, a party that wants to be in power so as to run a government that provides services to people, burn the fucking building down in order to get there. This is the definition of the ends do not justify the means.

Oh, I have a “Do Not Click” list too across all the sites. Sometimes when I’m bored at work I’ll click through to the comments and try and give out stars to the rational voices. Splinter seems to be totally populated with writers who when to HamNo School for Contrarian Blogging and Impractical Solutions and the…

Now it’s Gizmodo Media Group, but yeah, the umbrella organization.

Honestly the fact that there’s not a stand-alone story really seals the deal that GMG is mostly just full of Cool Kids fighting over who can be the biggest THE DEMS ARE JUST AS BAD BURN IT ALL DOWN nihilist. Which is totes fine for them because when you’re a white gurl transplanted to NYC from Ohio State I guess it’s…

Somebody put a blanket down when they were changing a diaper and assumed the blankets were cleaned regularly (at all?!?!?!?!)?? I mean, I know literally anything is possible when it comes to poop showing up in seemingly weird places, but thinking of it as an honest mistake (although if you smear your baby’s poop all…

This doesn’t have anything to do with anything, but I’m a cyclist and I CANT believe that those blow up things are such long presta valves!! Must be an Italian designer, haha

I remember reading about this when it first came to market (RIP Valleywag). The “inventor” legit thinks we’re all so burdened by making food and sitting and eating that we’re missing out on piles and piles of all this sweet tech cash. The world is not efficient enough in its generation of iPhone apps! Classic white…

Soylent seems to me like the perfect example of how these bros use “technology” to cover for the fact that they never learned how to take care of themselves.

Yeah, my first thought was, “Weeeellll... where’s the loss really...?”

That’s definitely worse/more idiotic. You can’t guarantee your kids political affiliation! All these Alt-Right assholes are someone’s kids.

I don’t have a Trader Joes in my city, but I have visited one and have seen those little carts. Literal carnage in the aisles. Like, sorry, parent, if you didn’t want your kid to get stitches today Lil’ Tim shouldn’t have be in front of the last jar of chocolate cookie butter. Survival of the fittest.

Well I guess that sucks for them, but this comment is about me and my feelings.

I’d be cool if I never see the justification, “Ohhh, I’m one of the smart ones! I’m doing the world a favor by having kids.” Trump called himself a stable genius. So. It’s not like your perception of your own intellect is a good measure of how necessary it is for your genes to persist in the pool.

I heard an investigator interviewed on NPR about this who was not allowed to taste the paste herself because of permits (makes sense) but who also doesn’t seem to have had the sense to try what her colleague said it tastes like—vegemite. Scott Simon kept asking what it tasted like and she was like, “I guess like…

YES! I was watching the NBC stream and that commercial played every other ad. I was like, “Is this, like, Diet Coke trying to cash in on the thinspo market?”

And heaven forbid you suggest to all the people in the outlying area that Newfield NY wouldn’t be nearly as a great place to live if it weren’t for all the services and entertainment and culture here in our tax-heavy hellhole 10min away. Those Liberal Snowflake Brainwashing Facilities (read: Universities) are just…

I thought the same thing about him doing it totally solo! If he had more self-awareness I feel like maybe he would’ve been like, “Oh, okay, maybe people out there aren’t super thrilled, but imma have some fun and see who wants to have a goofy cameo with me.”

It makes my brain hurt that Ithaca fucking NY is represented by Tom fucking Reed.

My favorite part is the teachers pensions part. My mom will mumble mindlessly about the pensions and the budget situation in the state and I have to ask her, “Are you mad because the teachers are asking for something you don’t have (a retirement account) and you don’t think they deserve it because you don’t have it…

I do not understand who was in charge and let this asshole think he could carry a whole halftime performance himself. If you’re gonna have a fuck boy perform, at least bring along a bunch of wacky cameos!