WAIT. That’s a hip thing now???

This is a bad comment and you should feel about feeling this way.

I’m grateful to Kinja for bringing me this tidpellet.

I was hanging out with some hippie-ish friends when the article came out linking the microcephaly to a pesticide (But actually please don’t listen to those reports). All affluent white women from NYS. All appalled that these countries were adding pesticides to their water just to control mosquitoes. As if Zika is the…

If a woman had lips that full there'd be a lot of chit chat about all the silicon up in there. I'm calling patriarchy on those lips.

Ugh. I keep getting crazy responses from people that are like, “But she was spreading rumors about him. Can’t you understand it in the context of all those rumors?? That lady had it coming.”

Kinja comments aren't a jury, you're correct. But by releasing this series the filmmakers are putting character assessments of Steven Avery in the hands of public opinion.

I just started watching this in the last few days too. The documentarians put it out there for the court of public opinion to decide. My opinion is they didn’t focus on the most “photogenic” injustice—Brendan Dassey’s supposed involvement.

And that weird illustrated re-enactment where he runs a female relative off the road and threatens her with a gun (even though it’s unloaded, I think?).

Me too. I couldn’t tell if what I was scraping off my bun was an overzealous application of mayo or the cheese sauce...

I went through a phase where I couldn’t fall asleep unless I had stand up comedy on in the background. Sure, I’m a wierdo.

If I was managing a “pop group” of young girls called The USA Freedom Kids, of which my daughter was member, I would definitely change my last name from “Popick” because people wouldn’t need any extra help concluding I was a skeezy dad.

Jesus effing christ do they need to cool it on the lists of adjectives.

The Shins didn’t even do anything interesting with that shitty, shitty song.

WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SONG?!?

Our “Holiday Party” this year was a quiet team lunch that served double-duty as a going away lunch for a dude who was barely not getting fired. So a thematic mishap more than an action-based mishap. It’s emotionally confusing to have to be cheerful for the holidays while at the same time tempering your excitement at…

This popped up on my Facebook and it’s the definition of “commenting without reading the article.” The number of people who are rushing to say, “WHY DO WE EVEN NEED THIS LOOK AT ALL THE SHELTER DOGS” makes my brain melt. Because, presumably those comments are coming from people who would sneer at someone who says…

I got into a Gawker Comment debate with someone who thought the scientists who wanted to go through with IVFing the white rhino were “playing god” and doing it for their own vanity. And that letting the species go extinct because of human-action precipitated habit loss and poaching was better than humans trying to use…

Head is too small for all that flare on his pants.

Old Weller Antique is super good at $21 a bottle. Same mash bill as pappy van winkle. That would be a good party bottle, not quite gift-good though.