I can’t scroll through and read this article because the ad on the left keeps snapping the page back up automatically. What the eff?

From what I heard they were eager to get it bottled because it was such a nightmare getting it distributed on tap.

This is awesome!!! My dad is buddies with an investor (which sounds insufferable, but they’re buddies because they were firefighters together in the next town over from Wauconda), so I’ve been drinking root beer beer (uh, what we’ve been calling it all dorky-like) for a couple years now. My parents get sloshed making…

My mom had a black diamond ring made for me in high school when I was a little punk rocker (her parents owned a jewelry store, she loves jewelry)! It was back when gold was cheap, and she got the stone from a gem convention for, like, $35.

Can't read right now, gotta formalin fix my HeLa cells :)

My grandparents used to serve gluhwein and pfeffernusse at the holiday open house for their jewelry store outside of Chicago for decades before they had to close it in the early 2000s. My grandma died a couple weeks ago, and I'm pretty sure if someone served me a mug of gluhwein I would bawl my eyes out.

Shout out to Lake Malawi cichlids! I used to work in a lab that studied the evolvability of cichlid color patterns!