If your goal is to be seen as a masturbating zombie, this is great advice. If you want to be taken seriously, place your hands on the TABLE, use them to create postures and poses, and gesture sparingly. Less is more, but zero is zero.

@Figjam - Very nice, but you're supposed to wear the lab coat over street clothes. And PLEASE fix the bottom button...

NEVER use a razor blade on your windshield. It has a multi-coated surface that a razor blade can destroy.

Jack Welch just tweeted something about "Chicago Umpires..."

We all do. Every one, every day. And it's rarely any problem. That's the point. The false panic is the real injury.

When I rode the train, about 45 minutes each way, I'd gobble up books. Not audiiobooks, not ebooks, but books. Paper, ink, tactile and visual sensation books. I'd pop on my iPod earbuds, crank up the tunes, and read. At least 3 or 4 books every two weeks. My favourite place on the planet used to be Waterstones'…

Because, as a middle-aged professional, I don't wear a 12-year old girl's accessories.

Changing file extensions is also an easy way of beating email filters. If your work email filters out videos, audio, or other types of files just change the extension to xls. NOBODY filters Excel files.

If flipping doesn't matter, then fewer flips will produce better results. Fewer flips mean it's easier to control the cooking. Would you rather cook 4 minutes , flip, cook 4 more minutes, or have to tally how much time you've cooked each time you flip? And rule #1: under-seared meat will stick to the pan and…

Adult learning through your local PUBLIC school. Usually free/cheap.

Maybe I'm too old, but a 40 watt bulb is barely sufficient for the fridge. It's little value in a single fixture lamp.

I have yet to find a CFL that has the equivalent lumens to a "comparable" soft white incandescent. Most barely come close to 95% of the light of those bluish "daylight" bulbs. A 100 watt soft white might be 1600 lumens, but the CFL "equivalent" often turns out to have about 1350.

huh?

And how does going cheap on detergent save you money when your dishwasher dies a premature death because you've scoured its grinder/disposal clean of all lubrication? Dishwasher detergent doesn't just clean your dishes, it lubricates the moving parts in the machine. The commercial products will maintain and extend…

The current "standard" zipper has no loop, but is a pair of open channels with a forged pull/tab. Unless you own a really small drill, this isn't going to help.

EXCELLENT comment. Your "What I Bring To The Table' is MUCH better than that horrible section. It's a great way to introduce your "value-added" skills, and how you can perform outside the narrow parameters of the job. The job may not need an accountant, but if you can read financials you have a talent almost any…

Here's my point: you're an illiterate moron who can't even understand plain English AFTER it's spelled out for him. Go peddle your useless and idiotic false-aphorisms someplace else. You'll get exactly what you deserve from Google.

Try selling your crap to the Chinese dissidents stuck in a hell hole for the next 30 years because Google turned them in - after promising they never would.

I knew enough about Google to avoid them even before they started ratting out dissidents to the Chinese government. And they continue this practice, even after the Chinese attacked Google's servers!! When I found out they were funding a large number of right-wing, anti-freedom movements I removed them from my…

Give it up. You're wrong. It's pure deceit. First, Blu-Ray is NOT on operating system, it's a peripheral. Second, if you bought a car that said "use regular gas" but didn't include a fuel pump you'd throw rocks through the dealer's windows.