Did you receive anything of value from the White Sox in return for writing this blog?

Nearly as large as the launch standard xbox controller.

Has anyone involved in this post received any footwear, used or otherwise, from any mentioned organization?

HamNo? Is that you?

This way, a signal that looked like missiles but was in fact a flock of geese could be properly evaluated, and, once determined, Dead Hand could be stood down, and the geese could be dealt with using just conventional weaponry.

Exasperated Commenter Begs Giri Nathan to Please, Please Stop Writing about Nick Kyrgios

Colonel.

Is Yogurt better covered at Deadspin or Fusion?

Elaborate April Fools.

No. 10 minutes later in the same broadcast -- more of the same.

W/r/t to the douchbag styleguide, I’m sure people would love to see some entries in that thing. Usage of words like jamoke...titles like “I can’t stop . . .” or “will make you shit your dick.” This has to be one of the most interesting style guides in existence.

What about those naked shows? Dating or the Naked and Afraid one? I imagine it would be fairly terrible for the women. Do the guys get boners? Is that addressed? That would be mortifying.

I think he needs to hold a press conference, noting that there’s nothing wrong with being drunk, it’s just that he happens to have been sober.

Since the Patriots made that a thing.

Judging by the shiner you were sporting in the Facebook Live video a few weeks back, someone must have thwarted your foolproof laughing-in-his-face stratagem.

Drew is from Australia.

Counterpoint: No, a bicycle kick is synonymous with an overhead. What you describe is a sort of jumping kick.

Isn’t this exactly the way Jared Goff believes the sun works?

They always do that. I think it must be trolling at this point.

with the victory and the Mets’ loss, the Marlins moved to within four games of the second wild card spot.