The Rio spokesman said, I shit you not, “Chemistry is not an exact science.”

This post will not get the credit it deserves.

US District Court, not Circuit Court. In the federal system circuit court is the appellate level.

The “source’s” Twitter handle references another great football related prank, so the Sky commentator definitely should have known better:

The Convert

Joe Root bowled (instead of caught) the deliveries to dismiss the first two Windies batsmen. This is notable, because he’s more of a batsman (and part-time bowler), so removing these two dangermen was quite an accomplishment. And inserting him to bowl in the second over was a tactical triumph.

Too true. I’ve seen more fans at a girl’s high school game.

There’s one on 12th Street and University. I’ll buy you a drink Burneko.

Finally an improvement on the Wake-up Light.

Who would win in a fight, a department store mirror with Drew standing in front of it, or the snow?

Do Haisley and Wagner masturbate to Soccer together? I say this with all due respect, as a rabid Crystal Palace supporter, so the question is somehow ok.

NBA Basketballers, like videos, can be old.

How can I trust someone who “researched” for twenty years before getting around to writing the book?

Albert isn’t the one who won CHOPPED, so why are you even listening to him?

For when? I’ll take em.

Ley gets two? That means maybe Drew gets two!! Drew on the Cards pls.

I know complaining about Kinja is passe, but is there a good way to actually read these things? Also, how about them Mets? You can’t hate the Mets at all, right? Unless you’re like a nervous Nats fan, I can’t think of anyone who can be anti-Mets around now...

I got seven games for reading Deadspin at work.

: The current-day Baker is in better shape

I directed PennBowl VIII back in 1999. It is ridiculous how dominant Yaphe was even then. He scored a preposterous 86.8 over the tournament leading his Chicago team to victory. The excellent Tim Young was second with 69.3, and the next nearest player (the immense presence of TC Ford) was at 55.5. He was twice as good…