Fucking war “doesn’t make any difference” to him.  Holy hell.  

Nativist appeals will always be popular (and always be incredibly ironic when issued by Anglo-Europeans to Anglo-Europeans living in the US) precisely because the “This land is my land, it isn’t your land, I’ve got a shotgun, and you ain’t got one” knee-jerk reaction is so goddamned strong in most people. You see the…

I’m not particularly a “scholar” of WW II, but I did minor in history with a concentration in the European theater of that war—and I lived in Germany for five years (had the opportunity to visit Auschwitz, as well).

Based on that education and those experiences, I can only say the following:

Americans tend to conflate…

Say what you will, but I’m thinking he’s going to beat Hillary again in 2020. 

He literally pulled a “both sides have opinions” on a court ruling... I wish I could say I’m surprised, but he literally has no idea what he's talking about. Ever.

So they're lazy welfare-collecting bums AND they're stealing jobs from American citizens? I can't imagine the mental gymnastics it takes for someone to believe that. 

I feel pretty confident that, over a long enough timeline, baseball players would get better at using all fields and render the shift a losing proposition. On the other hand, it seems increasingly likely that the inevitable collapse of human civilization will thwart any evolutions of that kind. Ah well.

Oh, damn. I misread that title, but if this town has such strong feelings about ice cream they’d probably be real asshats about caramel too.

Damn, it takes a special kind of rat to try and climb its way back ON a sinking ship*.

You know after he bought it and left everyone in the store high-fived each other and then they closed up early.

Oh I’m sure he’s getting a visit from SOMEBODY. Steven Miller probably already offered him a job in the White House.

Three seconds to wake up, make sense of the cacophony of lights, shouts, and other stimuli, interpret no-doubt indistinctly barked orders (cops love to add base to their voice to add authority, but diminish intelligibility) and comply. Three seconds. This bought-and-paid-for cop lackey thinks that’s ample time to…

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

She keeps getting better! Abortion is a medical procedure between a woman and her doctor. Full stop. Anything less is unacceptable.

Walking away from an explosion in slow motion will never be as cool for me now.

I feel like people 50 years from now will pull up this article and laugh.

The nonchalant dusting off of his hands as he goes about his business is straight OG shit.

“bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

“You take an aspirin... and they hold it. They hold it between their knees because there’s no drugs. None. There’s a disease. Maybe you’ve heard of it. I think it’s called syphilis.  Very nasty.  And then there’s abortion.  But there’s no drugs!  So, you take an aspirin. ”