Always great when some dickhead shouts “DURR SPEAK ENGLISH DURRRR,” and then his command of the written english language is hot garbage. 

You forgot to add the person that passes judgment on everyone else and writes a passive/aggressive article so they feel.... a fuck it. I’ve been in the greys for years. Nobodies gonna read this shit anyways. 

It’s worded a bit awkwardly, but Paul meant capitalism was the driving force behind slavery.

I feel like it wasn’t her actual complaint but it was her implied complaint.

Nah.  I take about 15-20 work trips a year that require flying and its great.  Phones off, no internet (I know there is internet but I tell myself that my company won’t reimburse me for it), no kids, no wife.  A couple of bloody Mary’s in the airport bar and maybe one more on the plane if its a long flight and I can…

Brown shoes with a navy suit is actually fine, if you’re the type who’s able to pull off somewhat bold sartorial maneuvers.

There’s kind of a fun connection there, seeing how Mike Flynn started off the administration trying to literally kidnap this Gulen guy from Pennsylvania and secretly extradite him to Turkey in return for a few million dollars from Erdogan.

AKA: “The Boomer Manifesto: Be as short-sided as possible, craft legislation to benefit just them, use everything up as easily as possible, pull up all ladders, cut social safety nets, light it all on fire”.

No need to read a book. His failures are well known. I am still trying to find anyone that thinks his dumbass is a good business man.

You could’ve talked to any one of us from NYC

You could’ve talked to any one of us from NYC and we could’ve told you how fucking clueless this fat piece of shit was when it came to business. I mean forget the bankruptcies, unpaid debts, inability to secure a loan from a US bank since 1995, contractors that were stiffed in NYC & Atlantic City, the story of The…

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

Cold enough for ya?

Some teams are just fodder for the big guys to get to the playoffs.

Sports are trashy tabloid reality TV shows for men.

You beautiful monster.

Which is of course, not true. There could be any number of other reasons why it may not have landed, the obvious being that it wasn’t the right audience.

I appreciate the breakdown. I’d give you a star, but kinja mobile particularly fucks Deadspin.

I like to tell really good, layered, lengthy-setup jokes to people I know likely won’t get it (and whom I also despise) and then allow them to assume the landing didn’t stick for around a minute, then hold them hostage with the intensely condescending explanation and subsequent explanation of both how and why it’s…

After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.