This is amazing. 

That’s cool I cut my hand on my plastic starbucks lid and bled all over my khakis.

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

Brampton actually.  :)

Not every religious person is a nutjob

I went to a church in high school (and for about half a semester of my first year of undergrad) that explicitly forebade premarital sex, and openly condemned homosexuality—or, really, anything that wasn’t heteronormative.

Outside of the fact that they really fucked me up in terms of my openness to sex for a few years (l…

I think the only sensible solution is we pass a law that all libtards just have to admit Donald Trump built a wall and Trump supporters were right all along when questioned about it directly by a Trump supporter. No actual money will be spent and no actual wall will be built. We all have to admit that Mexico paid for…

What the hell is Hedoing.

Maybe Coach Walton just can’t relate to what it was like for Lonzo to grow up with a dad constantly spouting nonsense for public consumption.

Wait. Someone actually complained?

Yet I don’t see anyone talking about the need to secure our Northern Border.

It is actually a bit frightening. For a week, replace the word “democrat” in his tweets with the word “jew”

Countdown to Fox News lamenting the lack of white actors and viewing it as another shot across the bow in the war against whites. 

What’s not to understand? It’s a less efficient subway system that requires you to provide your own expensive-ass car which must be painstakingly retrofitted with training wheels, travels slower than freeway traffic on the surface, has limited destinations, and allows you to experience the existential thrill of what…

I’m so utterly dumbfounded by this, I can’t craft even a bad joke response. This man is at least partially responsible for crafting a plan that is going to economically hurt REAL FUCKING PEOPLE for DECADES, all in the interest of lining the fucking pockets of a few more millionaires and billionaires. Then when the…

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

let’s also remember Black Santa as he lived, unable to hail a taxi

the bad part is it was kickstarted in 2010 bc. delays people.

this right here!

As long as you don’t make me play a multiplayer mission multiple times to get the good gear, we’re good, Odyssey (I’m looking at you, Unity).