One thing to point out...

Petition to replace Johnny Depp with Skeet Ulrich, who is by all accounts a much nicer person and used to look enough like him that he was called “discount Johnny Depp” but is now just how Johnny Depp should’ve aged had he not pickled himself.

Just ask Kotaku contributor Mike Bigg.

Comment of the Day.

“We’re a slightly older couple. We have a white couple in their eighties next to us. If we feel it’s going to be more of an issue to go over trying to talk to somebody, for our safety, we just call the police.”

He actually didn’t have his socks on in the pool. He was wearing them at the pool. 

Can we take it easy on the President guys? He’s too busy getting the remains of our brave soldiers who fought in Korea, and investigating the nation wide voter fraud, filing his tax returns, investigating his predecessor’s birth certificate, fixing our nations 42% unemployment rate, negotiating “great deals” and…

“To Mr. Munno, my principal, there’s a whole lot of things I’ve wanted to say to you for a long time. ...suck mah ballz ya bitch ass muvafuckin birdshit ham faced salty cracka. Peaceout!” - First draft of the valedictorian speech I proposed to Jaisaan but he rejected because he’s a better person than me.

So... the Streisand Effect then.

Joseph Munno aka Captain Color Me Surprised

credible sources or gtfo

All the other Prezdents got their wars!

“I don’t think it’s a story. I’ve seen a lot worse things happen at camp.”

I had a friend who in 2016 told me that this country was going to see modern Nazi-ism. I mocked him and told him he was being hyperbolic.

I’m a lawyer who works in criminal defense. There are many people out there who intentionally kill people and serve less time than this. You can likewise intentionally shoot someone in the face and if that person lives, it becomes aggravated assault, and maybe, MAYBE you serve three years. It’s also hard to get a jury…

Another example of white men falling up.

The list of people who are statistically more at risk than cops is huge, but it’s contrary to all the narratives. 

I wonder how many lives ICE ERO agents have ended by comparison?

Finally. Showtime! Get your pretzel ready.

White people: Black people are welfare recipients! They need to get jobs!