UPDATE:

Let it be decreed that henceforth when the name Jose Bautista is said, no more will I think of a bat flip. I will think of his head swiveling from Odor pasting this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion punch.

I guess you didn’t finish reading the reddit thread. Apparently this is in line with the type of humor the station regularly engages in. For example, here’s the same anchor and meteorologist:

This was a career highlight for me. I have loathed Bautista for some time. I’m one of those crotchety old guys who is against PED’s and ass-baggery. So Bautista double-dips for me. And boy, did old Jose get wobbled. I just wish Odor had gone in with a quick left jab and then finished him off with a crushing right to…

The Raptors never winning a 7 game playoff series has exactly nothing to do with this team. That’s called a fallacy.

LOL. First the Rams leave town. Now this. And next, the Blues are gonna get swept out of the playoffs. I love it!

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA! I come here only for these types of clever comments. Well done, sir! You win the internets today. Shut it down!

Is anyone else slightly disturbed that we all just decided to accept Louis CK is a sex offender based on random, unrelated stories about random, unrelated comics acting creepy?

I laughed.

Draper thinks all Hispanic names sound alike.

FYI, Raul A. Mondesi is the Royals minor leaguer who was suspended. Raul Mondesi Jr. is his older brother, who washed out of the Brewers system in 2012.

I almost don’t want to take you out of the grays, because there is nothing worse than the sanctimonious justifications of video game pirates, and they will absolutley show up and yell at you.

If you’re going to pirate sports, don’t lie to yourself about it. The reason you are pirating is not “all the blackout rules and other garbage.” It’s because you are either broke or cheap. And that’s fine. Embrace it. But don’t give some shit about sticking it to the man because the Browns-Rams game is blacked out in…

Welcome to the interwebs, dipshits. Either log completely off and learn how to live without your crack-like internet addiction until you can watch it or get with the program of watching when it airs.

If you REALLY cared, you would care enough to do one or the other. I feel like you types of people subconsiously get off…