Yeah, like they’d ever cut defense spending.

2-wheeled nut massager

There should’ve been more tentacles in The Princess Diaries.

Sounds like she’s afraid of getting some competition.

umm, it was the insurance industry that wrecked nuclear’s future here in the US. After 3 Mile Island, no nuke plant could get private coverage. Environmental activists have never had that kind of power here.

I thought this was going to be about drinking.

Cocaine heir.

My dumbest F&F moment: trying and failing to make it thru the first 30 minutes of the first film.

lifetime movie prompt

trump, lanez, manson...what a day

This looks dumber than fuck. There opening weekend.

WILE E. COYOTE HAS HIS REVENGE

Well, he doesn’t have that fallback job as shadow admin for the VA to fall back on.

Please fuck him to death, Ann.

That Rep looks like he’s secretly installed a webcam in a girls’ bathroom stall in his day.

Please tell me there’s at least one drag queen in Florida performing under the name Rhonda Santis.

Roberta Warren, the hero of the greatest TV series ever, Z Nation.