this is happening. liftoff in 2 hr 40 min

meanwhile...THE POOL BOY SPEAKS

So many people are going to piss and shit on his grave that it will have to be designated as a wetland.

excuse me?

excuse me?

My personal headcanon is that Neo replaced Agent Smith in the matrix and made it way more chill for everyone.

wasn’t she like 15 years old when they started? she’s only 39 now.

Now there’s a fuckin’ surprise.

Don’t know how tf I spaced out on Davis and Thurman; just plain forgot about Shields. I had no clue that Burrows, Janssen, and Roberts were that tall. Burrows and Roberts sure don’t look it; thinking about the films I’ve seen Janssen in...yeah, she has to be. Not sure how I missed that, since tall has always been a…

Average American woman’s like 5'4" tall. Even 5'10" is well above that let alone 6'.

Sigourney Weaver’s somewhere north of 6', IIRC. Not too many other leading lady-types that tall, though. I can’t think of another, actually.  :(

Speaking of tall women taking over...the best singer alive, 6'1" Floor Jansen:

run for office and set ‘em all straight.

Desi Irie ready for it

Now I feel like researching the history of agriculture and the spice trade in the Middle East around the time of Jesus. Would He even have known what hot sauce was?

exclusive pic of Sandy rn:

shit or get off the pot, martians.

Speaking of Michigan... https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/29/us/politics/michigan-trump-biden-2020.html