you make lovely friends

As someone said on Twitter today, it’s amazing to see so many people eagerly waiting for a woman to turn 35.

♓♎♏

hopefully, his wife is banging all his friends.

look who showed up on twitter - the subhuman pinata!

i approve this message

Didn’t this bloated piece of shit finish first in his class at West Point?

other sports news:

and then the handoffs

Washington Foreskins

Wasn’t that part of the requirements of that job?

in other matters, things r moving fast

ever think about bringing back Thighlights?

clown had that gun pointed at his wife an awful lot, hahahahahahaha.

Martha Stewart went to prison for less, Kelly.

she should’ve said yeah

I liked how they stopped both Bruce Springsteen and Def Leppard from hitting #1.