Martha Stewart went to prison for less, Kelly.

she should’ve said yeah

I liked how they stopped both Bruce Springsteen and Def Leppard from hitting #1.

well, there’s an abortion ruling coming in the next 12 days...

welp, time to defund this asshole burg.

I haven’t seen the whole thing yet - Gorsuch’s opinion is 172 pages, and Alito’s dissent is 100 - but Gorsuch starts off going off in the first few pages.

he went ham on their asses.

SCOTUS just snubbed a shitload of haters.

Lakeside, “Fantastic Voyage”

becky’s statement would’ve been an automatic death sentence here in Detroit

#PolyPride

#PolyPride

only if the fedex guy will set it on fire before ringing the bell

ngl, i used to watch cops whenever they had a detroit episode just to see if anyone i knew was gonna show up on it.