yeah, pick a warm-blooded (endothermic?) animal - mammal or bird - and you’ll find homosexuality.

look at that baby’s face - even he’s all like GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Opening scene of Season 1 Episode 1 of the inevitable Cheers reboot:

lol like trump could sit like that

no wonder his neighbor beat his ass

aww, mommy couldn’t buy her widdle wat wedemption.

the kind that doesn’t wash their legs

we’re gonna piss away $1.5 trillion on the F-35 fighter, but fuck feeding kids...just goes to show ya that great and good are not synonymous.

Detroit-area person here. Windsor (across the river from Detroit) and London (halfway between Detroit and Toronto) are two great towns.

F L O P S W E A T

Foster: Australian for grab-ass creep.

Pence presidency preview.

Hmmm...sounds like the media bosses and/or major shareholders might have something to hide...

#EverythingTrumpTouchesDies

i need to invest in polonium futures.

I take it the “h” in his last name is both silent and invisible?