Foster: Australian for grab-ass creep.

Pence presidency preview.

Hmmm...sounds like the media bosses and/or major shareholders might have something to hide...

#EverythingTrumpTouchesDies

i need to invest in polonium futures.

I take it the “h” in his last name is both silent and invisible?

better yet, go hang with Barack & Michelle instead.   :)

Karma’s hands are cold, Donald.

There’s a jail cell in the lower level of the Capitol building. The Dems should fill it with Barr (and Mnuchin).

Dear elephants and lions of Africa,

Oh. Mitch...remember back in 2011 when Obama tried to privatize the Tennessee Valley Authority? You fought like a motherfucker to keep socialism-sourced electricity for your region back then. #Memories

lolwtf, Popeye’s drags its nuts across Chick-fil-A’s face daily.

looks like everyone’s excited when there’s a new pop-up food place in the neighborhood

GSH would’ve been 70 today.