This is pretty typical. In the town where I went to college (Denton, TX), cops basically just sit outside the bars until 2am and then round up everyone leaving the premises on PI charges and make a ton of money on the fines. Basically it’s against the law to be outside past midnight.

Good thing Deadspin listicles are serious and not humorously arbitrary, otherwise they wouldn’t inspire such debate

is this what suburban triggered looks like?

The commentators on that first Belgian goal:

I’m not a soccer knower, but weren’t the goalies egregiously off their lines for a few of these kicks? I thought they weren’t allowed to come off the line until the ball had been kicked

If I understand correctly, it’s kind of cruel though for Mexico to be ostentatiously parading around South Korea fans, since Mexico not taking care of Sweden is the reason South Korea won’t be going to the knockout stage

Dude yeah every time I watch highlights, it seems like the players are in some god-awful camo or pink uniforms. I don't see how players exercising a few personal style options could be worse than what the MLB is already throwing out there.

Wow, I thought this article was swift to judgement on what is really an ambiguous case when you look at what few details are available to the public right now, but the comments section is much, much worse. The court of public opinion getting to be as bad as if not worse our actual justice system; at least in the…

7. Hit both teams with a car

let me help you out: rah-ee-sayce texas

wow you guys are privileged af to even be able to consider buying a new car

bartolo doing anything is the best version of that thing

I believe “Mad Pooper” is the epithet you’re looking for

“Is it possible there will be...some chicanery with Vladimir Putin paying off the officials so that Russia beats Saudi Arabia 6 to nothing”

+1 math jokes

If you’re expected journalists and the court of public opinion to understand nuance, you’re expecting too much.

In football a defender can totally plant himself in front of a receiver. It would be a stupid thing to do since the receiver would just go around him...

The original recording was “Laurel”, so those of you who heard Yanny are clearly inferior and must now live as a subclass in the new Laurelocracy that I hereby inaugurate

In Dallas most baseball people I knew only bothered with April and October games since pretty much the entire summer is unbearable. Everything is relative I guess.

Since when do they make you go through security after you land?