I think you could’ve throw in a few more references to racists and racism in there otherwise we don’t know which side you’re on

Thank you. Humor should only be about family-friendly subjects that offer no threat to our deep-seated ideologies. I’m glad you spoke up against this vile attempt to discuss a relatively unimportant fait divers in a whimsical tone.

How did this guy fall to six!?

[Jeffrey Loria buys the Blue Jays and ships them to Jacksonville]

I never understood why microwaves needed to beep so damn loudly and so many times and felt vindicated the first time I left north America and discovered most other countries have microwaves that operate with no-beep dials and a single ding. IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY.

Québec City is wayyy bigger than Akron

I'm starting to think gymnastics commentators don't know what "ankle" means

Good to see day drinking is still common in Italy

What is with all the people dumping on Québec? The rural parts of the province are no worse than certain parts of the US I could mention. Seriously, I wouldn’t be surprised if all the Americans taking shots at Québec have never even been there, and, even if they did, never met anyone outside of Montréal since you guys…

For real, it’s just one more reason I generally don’t read DS anymore

“ The only people that could have extracted enjoyment from this game were New England fans—even then, they were probably bored of this shit by the end—and punter-fetishists.”

I went full conspiracy theory bandwagon after seeing this video where with both refs staring right at that play and neither one throwing a flag:

When I saw this video, I went full on conspiracy mode:

I guess the greys are for the people with “badthoughts” that might rupture this perfect little echo chamber

Seriously. This attitude which is so predominant among the American “left” (I say that because socioeconomic equality is pretty low on the Democratic party’s agenda) is why people keep flocking to the GOP (against their own best interest in the case of poor white ppl).

Although the ISO-8601 standard dictates that the week starts with Monday (due to the influence of Europe, China, and Russia), a long list of countries (Canada, United States, India, Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macau, Israel, Egypt, South Africa, the Philippines, and most of Latin America) use Sunday, so basically either…

He can certainly be below NFL average and still be better than anyone on the Columbuses roster right now

Of course you can’t say you *know* who will win, but that’s what probabilities are for: for expressing the likelihood that an event will occur. Sometimes you are right and sometimes you are wrong, but with a large enough sample you end up being right about how large groups of similar districts play out. Just go back…

Out of all the major poll aggregators, 538 came the closest by giving him a 30% chance (29% to be exact) precisely because they relied on the right poll data and historical information rather than adopting some inaccurate Democratic-leaning Bayesian priors in place like a lot of other new outlets. Events with a 30%…

I can't wait to see what excuses DS will make for Rodgers when he keeps throwing it in the dirt every 3rd and 6