To quote the eminent Rdmstr86, one could “be thy rich in seed” in the back of this van, particularly if some Barry White is playing.

I think she looks like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

I feel like autographs are kinda dumb. So you ran into someone famous and got them to sign something? ... big deal. Even pics with someone famous are a bit weird — most of these future a regular joe smiling and a famous person looking a bit uncomfortable. Can’t we just leave people alone, especially if we’re over…

Is HamNo going to write an article about how the fake employees of the fake hospice should unionize?

I was a long time driver of an S2000, sold it, and then owned an NC for a couple of years. I know people rave about S2000's but NCs are more livable day-in and day-out (broader torque band, less jarring suspension) and are much cheaper. Before buying the NC I test drove an NB and thought it was much rougher and felt…

If you need a light to tell you when to shift then you shouldn’t be driving a car that needs to be shifted.

When you say the color was “British white”, is that a pasty shade of white?

In a sport that is all about “manliness” ... this is not manly in the least. Pathetic.

There’s nothing sexy about diesel.

One should always wear eye protection when using a power mower. And ... you know ... clothes.

It’s hard for me to tell which Skin I was fore.

She’s outwitted the Code Brown by not wearing underwear! I believe we’ve all underestimated this woman and judged her solely on other merits.

And today’s question of the day is ...... WHY?

The DBacks are super solid and can be competitive with just about anyone. Their key flaw is that their middle relief is absolutely terrible — I was surprised they didn’t try to remedy that via trade.

My guess is Lavar’s son will be playing in China and Lavar will successfully capitalize on that.

Ummmm ... maybe someone should tell CC that the goal of a batter is to ... you know ... get on base. Using any means possible. And maybe someone should also tell CC it’d be a good idea if he put down the tray of tacos.

How’d Chrysler do it? They did it poorly.

As her financial advisor, I hope she paid for that bathing suit on a ‘per square inch of fabric’ basis. Because if she did it probably cost her about 84 cents.

It’s as if he’s staring deep down into my soul and seeing ........... nothing.

It’s easy to overestimate braking when you move from a modern car to an old one. It’s amazing how crappy non-assisted drum brakes are. You really have to plan ahead.