If I were the ump, I think I would’ve cracked up at Beltran’s solution.

Her look is: SOMEBODY’S GOT TO HOLD THIS MUTHAFOOKIN HOOD UP.

Some time around 2009-2010 I got sent to this dump as a part of a corporate retreat. I remember saying, “It’s a Trump property ... how bad could it be?” Oh ... it was bad. The clientele was mostly sad, old people wearing rubber gloves to endlessly pull slots handles and it wasn’t uncommon to see someone dragging…

Probably a good idea to wear a smock. Because you never want to get oil drips in ... you know ......... places.

That sure is one purdy minion.

Someday Elon Musk will the Flying Woman. Until then we have to enjoy this prototype.

People are buying the hell out of them? Then to hell they shall drive!

She’ll get you that Skyline once she clears Customs ... which probably won’t take that long dressed like that ...

Holy shit. My eyes. You cannot unsee what’s been seen.

I like my CEOs like a like my brisket ... cooked low and slow.

So many years ago, a team from the company I worked at had a meeting at the fancy summer house of one of our Board Members. Yes, I know it all sounds quite posh ... and this guy could’ve easily hung out with “The Most Interesting Man in the World.” Despite his advanced age I could see him walking into a club…

She pooped out a Hellcat.

Behold the mating season of the NB Miata. When it spots its mate the NB swims up to the shore and crawls along the sand until it is properly mounted. After copulation occurs, the NB slowly slithers its way from sand to sea having accomplished the task it set out to accomplish and its mate returns to the nearest pole.

Seriously, this is the most awesome thing in the history of humanity. I literally have my automotive Craigslist search set for “all makes between 1980-1999" — this is my dream car show.

(1.) Those shoes look like they’re taped on.

A big question — which HamNo cannot answer — is if VV is making money in its current state. If it’s not (which I doubt it is) then it’s irrelevant if the owner has a $26 house or $26 million house — VV is not a charity.

I’ve got to say I enjoy HamNo when he’s not grinding his ax on union issue after union issue.

Those look like seats from the future that have gone back in time to try to save the world from Skynet.

I played catcher in high school. In one game, we were out of pitchers so Coach sent me into pitch. I got thoroughly lit up ... I think I gave up 2 home runs (it’s the worst feeling) and didn’t get anyone out. It was brutal. So I feel his pain ... except he’s getting paid millions and all I got was a team wedgie…

Everywhere I’ve lived my neighbors have consistently been self-absorbed dickwits. I could tell shocking stories of their dickwitness but will save those.