A key challenge is that the same people who vote in the union most likely won’t be in the union in a relatively short period of time (it’s not like GAs are GAs for forever), but future GAs will then have to be in a union because the previous GAs voted the union in. It’s not like these are autoworkers who are on the…

When I woke up this morning, I thought to myself, “Maybe this will be a day without a HamNo union-promoting column.” Alas, I was mistaken.

Connie Hawkins, who I believe was a roommate of Wilt’s for awhile, thought that Wilt UNDERESTIMATED the number.

When I moved to Ohio, everyone made a big deal about going to eat at Skyline. I’m here to let everyone know this fact: It’s not very good. It just isn’t.

Another day, another union article from HamNo. BOOOOORRRRRRRING.

HamNo’s gonna talk about unions ... one union member at a time. This could take awhile.

When I dating my now-wife she was driving a beat up old Corolla. Seriously, I didn’t know you could own a car that wasn’t ancient that you were afraid to drive on the freeway. It struggled to do 65. The car felt so flimsy that if I’d run over something small on the freeway I would probably be dead.

If there’s a union axe to grind, HammyNo will scour the Earth to find it and grind away.

Only HamNo can take good news ... lots of economic improvement across all income levels ... and turn it into: “Nibble this tiny morsel of good news as long as you can. I do not expect it to last.” And of course he offers no recommendations — just bitching.

2 friends of mine looked at my rottweiler and said they could take him. I explained to them: (1.) When the rotty is enraged, there’s nothing you could do to him that would hurt him, (2.) When those jaws lock on one of you, you’ll shriek like a baby and the other of you will run.

I had a 2000 Audi TT that broke down monthly. I decided to sell it, and while a guy was driving to my house to take a look at it, I went to back it out of the garage ... and the check engine light came on. I remember swearing like crazy and almost crying because that god damned car wouldn’t let me sell it.

Nobody writes a completely slanted article quite like Hammy does. I’d like to see him start a business and employ people and see how hard it is to actually start a business and employ people.

It’s a really crappy, long, drawn out process. First the dentist essentially takes out everything that was there and lets the gum heal for three months. Then a titanium post is implanted through oral surgery and a temporary tooth is put on ... and you have to let the gums heal for another three months. Then they…

More importantly, on the Mercedes you can get the “way way back” rear facing kid seats ... how awesome is that? Brings me back to my childhood in the ‘70s.

Porsche would make a version that runs on air, not blood.

The answer is always a Zimmer:

“Maybe it will take a French touch for Opel to turn a profit.” Yes, the French are known for taking struggling businesses and making them profitable. 

People who wouldn’t inspire me to buy a mattress: Chris “Birdman” Andersen.

Mind BLOWN.

A friend of mine from Australia was just visiting me in the US. He said it’s very expensive to own a car there. In fact, he makes a lot of dough and still only has 1 car for him/his family. He also said the cost of living there is going way up, driven by a lot of Chinese buying houses there.