Because drunk or not it was clearly not his fault for getting crushed 167 times by a poorly designed piece of equipment.

I’m still hoping for chocolate chip cookie dough in a sous vide, safely edible but not cooked through like when baked. I’m thinking along the lines of cookie dough ice cream, or eating cookie dough right out of the bowl... though there are safety issues of eating raw flour and eggs, is why sous vide sounds like the…

Cable Companies: Hey, current subscriber! Here’s a mail advertisement offering super high-speed internet and premium cable channels for a great low price! But it’s only for NEW subscribers, not loyal customers who have been with us for years. Because fuck you, that’s why!

::kindly accepts your nerd card::

My knee jerk reaction was fuck this guy, because that particular platform is obviously evil, but drunks should be able to ride the subway safely because A) they shouldn’t be driving B) vomit, piss, and shit are easier to clean out of a subway car than a cab. That platform is barbaric and the fact that there is not…

I live in Oklahoma, so you’re more likely to get Christian pamphlets with your candy than fun narcotics.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

I guess it’s more of a software than a service, but I miss good ‘ol Google Desktop with the sidebar. I loved that back in the day and wish they would bring it back. It would work so much better on today’s computers that have so much more RAM and bigger screens/monitors.

Was going to say the same thing, the logo is blatantly visable. The thing is though, that’s not copyrighted, that’s not what a copyright is at all. At best it’s trademark use but there are exceptions for trademark use that would cover this very thing. I’m notmally one to jump in here and defend a corporation from a…

I think this is more in the pejorative “suck” sense rather than the “oral sex” sense. If anyone’s being less adultlike, I think it’s you.

“A commercial success by our standards doesn’t mean a commercial success by Square Enix standards” is what happened.

I would think it would be Square not wanting to fund a full blown sleeping dogs 2 over them not wanting to make it themselves. They only could if square was willing to pay, and square had insane delusions of how much their western games would sell back then.

Nooooo this is a travesty - I wanted Sleeping Dogs 2.

And there it is.....
Look, I’m all for a studio following their passion and making the games they want to make.

However, you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT follow up a game as good as Sleeping Dogs with something like Triad Wars. A game what was, essentially, exactly the same as Sleeping Dogs....but as an online base building game,…

Actually, originally aioli was made out of just garlic and oil anyway. Hence, the etymology of the word: from the Provencal “ai” (garlic) and “oli” (oil).

Mad Max meets Twisted Metal. I woulda grabbed it.

This match is going to be awful, because Goldberg is 49 (and wasn’t great in the ring to begin with), and Lesnar has no interest in having an actual wrestling match.

“Savage” now means “being an obnoxious prick”?

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…