Honestly, I just hope Ana de Armas comes back for it somehow. She was delightful in the first one, and works so well as Benoit Blanc’s Watson.

That’s something to note right there. Hair discrimination is a lot like police brutality - it can happen to anyone, but it does happen way more often to black people due to the biases inherent in the system.  It’s seriously the dumbest shit.

X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse seems like an odd choice for this cabinet, since AFAIK, it never had an arcade release, and it runs on totally separate hardware than the other games (SNES vs. CPS2). And I’m not sure why they chose not to include Marvel Super Heroes or Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter. Just seems like a…

X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse seems like an odd choice for this cabinet, since AFAIK, it never had an arcade release, and…

Military personnel are trained with the full awareness that any misstep might cause an international incident, and if it’s bad enough, the US government will leave them to hang in order to avoid jeopardizing foreign relations.

Because our entire society is built around the idea that more money = better than. Thus, rich people believe that they are smarter, work harder, more moral, more pious, and all around just plain better than everyone else. They have to be, or else they wouldn’t be rich, right?

I have a better idea. How about don’t. Just... Don’t.

I have a better idea. How about don’t. Just... Don’t.

Oh, it's been way longer than a year.

I remember something similar to this way back in the heyday of guitar games called Frets of Fire or something like that. Is that still around?

You sound eggsasperated.

It blows my mind that there are still TVs being sold without HDMI-CEC support. I mean, my vintage 2010 Vizio TV does CEC (badly, but it can at least manage power on/off), but a TV from 2 years ago doesn't?

I find it interesting that you describe its design as incredibly Japanese, since it was developed in the UK. And honestly, I kind of think they also had their own obtuse game design aesthetic going on there; after all, it’s the same country that gave us Battletoads.

I mean, they’re both absolutely horrid. They are birds of the same putrid feather.

If you can’t handle Dimitrescu at her monster form, you don’t deserve her at her mommymilker form

Alita: Battle Angel was the most boring movie I’ve seen in years. It had a couple of cool action scenes, but otherwise it was just constant infodumps.

Most of the music for Brütal Legend was licensed, but Lita Ford did do an original song for the game, and it’s a headbanger.

Once that’s sorted, all you have to do is dump a 15.5-ounce can of garbanzo bean in a colander, let them drain for a few minutes,

Check out the Harley Quinn cartoon. It’s absolutely brilliant.

Check out the Harley Quinn cartoon. It’s absolutely brilliant.

I’ve known Sharon Osbourne was a piece of shit ever since what she did to Iron Maiden at the Ozzfest 2005 show in Southern California.  This just confirms it further, in my mind.

Hey, it gets cold in Alaska.