Castlevania 2 and Zelda 2 get such a bad rap, but they’re both decent games. Their biggest sin is being different than their predecessors.

That reminds me of how I finally ended up beating Vice City. There’s a massive gun battle at the end in your main character’s mansion, and I could not win for the life of me. I finally figured out the best way to pull it off, and it’s by doing precisely the opposite of what the game is scripted for and not getting…

Make America Great Again!

Oh my god, Plex. I finally have an always-on Plex server (thank you, Nvidia Shield), so I’m getting into Plex in a big way now. It’s amazing.

Yeah, I’d kill for that. Keep your movies and beverage service, just give me all that fucking legroom and I’m good.

No. Do not even fucking pretend the two were equal. It was a choice between a standard-issue politician and a literal fascist. The American people had a choice between Warren G. Harding and Benito Mussolini, and they chose Mussolini.

But I did run into the one issue you’re probably expecting: a slightly confused TSA screener. On the way home, one screener who ran my bag through the x-ray machine set it aside for “additional screening.” I waited for that screening, which consisted of them opening my bag, running several swabs of testing paper…

Personally, I would love the pancake mix (as long as it’s Bisquick or something similar instead of a “just add water” mix). Usually, my go-to day-after-thanksgiving breakfast is pumpkin or sweet potato pancakes made out of the leftover pie filling, and you could very easily do that with a basic mix.

I think someone added it since you mentioned it.

Wait, let me see if I understand this... the child is legally emancipated from them, and they think they get any say in her life whatsoever? Emancipation means that the child has decided that you are such awful parents that they are literally better off without any parents at all, and a court of law agrees. Why the…

This is all true. All of America failed. Every one of us.

For at least 2 of those years, he’s going to have a Republican congress supporting him, so he’d have to screw up really bad to get them to impeach him on anything.

No, she shouldn’t. She needs to spend a long, long time in jail.

So is there some meme that all the Trump supporters have to go out and say “Oh, he’s not all that bad, you’re just brainwashed by the mainstream media” today?

And now you’re old and naive.

Karaoke is only awkward and unpleasant if you’re awkward and unpleasant.

Karaoke was still pretty big in the bars of my hometown (Lancaster, CA, and its neighbor Palmdale) when I moved out of there about 2.5 years ago. And there’s a few bars in my new area that still do it.

I think you missed something. Literally the entire x86 PC industry is founded on Compaq and others reverse-engineering the original IBM PC.

Reverse engineering is actually an IP violation, and a crime.

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