The athletes are going to be competing in literal sewage, and that’s fine with the olympic committees. But good on them for fighting the important battles — preventing anybody from saying the name of the city where the games are taking place without giving them money.

Try the Costco/Kirkland toilet paper. Seriously, it’s good stuff.

Yes, but if you make your own, you can make it however you like. Try making it chunky, for example. Or add other interesting ingredients. Hell, even substitute another tart fruit for the tomatoes (cherries make an absolutely wonderful ketchup).

Hot dog fried rice is great too.

Found a good one that’s not here: Razer is selling their Forge Android TV box with a second controller for $100 with a promo code that’s on the product page. The box with a single controller normally goes for $150, and the second controller is $80 (which is pretty pricey for a controller, but hey), so it’s a pretty…

Found a good one that’s not here: Razer is selling their Forge Android TV box with a second controller for $100 with…

I actually just did this with my cable subscription. I have TV and internet through them, and I called up and threatened to take the TV service elsewhere (mostly because DirecTV and Dish were both half the price). Long story short, my bill is now $50 less, my internet is 3x faster, and I now get Showtime.

A little dab of yogurt or Cool Whip under each slice of topping would fix that.

Xylitol can also be found in some brands of peanut butter. Something else to be careful of, since many people use peanut butter as a dog treat or to prompt a dog to eat medicine. Always read the label!

That thumbnail is giving me flashbacks.

Mmm, fruit and burnt fried bits. My favorite?

The Virtual Boy Advance is coming.

Long ago, we had these small, stick-like printers you controlled with your hand. We called them “pens”.

I’ve gotten pretty good results from Carbona Stain Devils. They have different formulas based on exactly what kind of stain you’re trying to remove, and all of them seem to work pretty well without damaging the dyes in the fabric. Their ink/marker/crayon one did a great job on a pair of pants that went through a wash…

Well, you can certainly use ground peanuts for this too.

That's one of the advantages of having an open platform - when somebody does something stupid, you can work around it.

You must really like Trump.

I’d take one for free... if I could flip it and buy something else.

The system still works underground, too. That’s what worms are for.

Social norms, or simply not wanting a pile of shit reeking and attracting bugs a few yards away from your campsite.

The Android apps are more a supplement than the main event; they’re just there so Google can leverage the apps they already have in their store to fill in holes in ChromeOS’s capabilities. That said, it’s pretty easy to install a full Linux distro on one of these babies.

The Android apps are more a supplement than the main event; they’re just there so Google can leverage the apps they…