Good enough for her if she chooses to continue to stick up for that jagoff. God forgive me, as my mother would say.

“We took the cash, but didn’t hold up our end of the Bribe! MAGA!”

I have a sneaking suspicion this list is intended as shade towards Roman Polanski. On merit alone, it should occupy the top 3 spots by itself, but the fact that Polanski is an unrepentant asshole disqualifies it. 

You’ve gotta put Alien on this list. It’s all about maternity.

So foxes really don’t seem like good domestic pets...

Rabies builds character!

This makes me think of those celeb kids who try to act like hard work is the only reason they’re successful 😒

God I was OBSESSED with Elyse’s livejournal back in the day. She also spilled a lot of tea about filming ANTM (that was the first time I’ve ever used that phrase so apologies if I used it incorrectly). I miss her. :(

Kanye wouldn’t shut up about it for years. He launched the narrative in the first place, went on TV show after TV show talking about it (she mentioned it once on TV, if at all). They all grew up—she even introduced him at the VMAs seven years later. Then he had to put his giant foot in his mouth again with “Famous.”…

My daughter is seven years old. She collects stuffed animals. Her favorite website is books.*

We used to live next door to a family that had a couple of Shetlands when I was little. Our full grown male St. Bernard used to jump the fence between our houses and they (ponies and dog) would take turns chasing each other around the corral. It was a delight to watch.

Highly social animals with eons of being intertwined with humans have emotional intelligence?! Color me shocked!

At this point, I’m wondering if this is just some crazy Kardashian sub-plot (or maybe its own series!) that will be the lead-up to divorce. Like, they’re posting as him so everyone sympathizes with Kim, like how they manipulated the plot/timeline around her last divorce.

the deep state

What do you call someone who rapes a slut. A rapist. You call him a rapist.

“there are pictures of you all through out this book”

That’s also a big impairment to their social media presence. It’s why Howler just hasn’t taken off the way Twitter has.

Andy is the literal worst in that movie. Oh, I’m sorry that your girlfriend is devoting one goddamn year to her job and not you. How tragic.

Not sure she counts as “lame” but I hate that we are supposed to hate Miranda Priestly and think Andy made the right decision by dramatically quitting in favor of her whiny boyfriend who needs a very special birthday party on his birthday. Miranda Priestly is supposed to be a cautionary tale because she is a divorced…

When my daughter started dating, I always told her, “If someone gives you a creepy vibe, even a little bit...if the situation gives you a feeling of danger, even a little bit...even if there’s nothing overt to “justify” those feelings...just get out of there. You don’t have to explain yourself or apologize for wanting…