I know the meaning of the words “incorrect” and “offensive generalization”.

Most women aren’t this version of “most women.”

d) Look like that and have decided to lash out about it

Well she is a Republican.

I’m being emotionally unengaged and know for a fact that you sir, are an asshole.

Cuz only gay people have anal sex and get butthurt from it? Tell my straight ass that, it might have a different idea.

you seriously wanna be saying that right now?

I mean seriously! I’m butthurt by buttchew now.

To add Buttchew wrote this crap previously so yeah this person needs to shut up.

This picture sums up why I’m single. I happen to live near Google HQ. All of the guys around here a) have too much money b) think they are god’s gift to women because of their money c) don’t see the light of day.

My fantasy: Ellen - to me - “Hold my earrings.”

“this is what happens when you leave high school a year early to join the NBA” and yet, if someone with an MBA was saying these things, you would call them an academic elitist who can’t identify with “real Americans”.

Show him these responses!

Oh, please, not that conspiracy theory that “butthurt” is homophobic because it has to do with anal sex. It’s not, and it has nothing to do with anal sex. It’s based on spanking - the practice of slapping a child’s bum as a form of punishment.
No actual gay person think butthurt is homophobic.

So you respond to his homophobic shit by headlining your article with a homophobic, gay baiting slur?

“Women on average look for more work-life balance while men have a higher drive for status on average”

The look of a man that has been coasting his entire life.

Somebody’s banging the whole White House

If a story involving Laura Ingraham includes a pic, it should always be this one.

Please don’t make me get a Twitter account. It’s a vile shithole that serves no use to mankind except making me go “maybe we do deserve to all die in a nuclear holocaust”.