just go straight to 3) would be my advice

Is Bud Light THAT bad?

I’m so sorry you had a shitty experience talking to them (never mind the previous trauma). But hey, imagine being married to that bag of turds. No wonder that poor woman is warped.

On the plus side, it probably saved a few women from being groped.

sh1t, i didn’t even see that! my bad

i would not want him to fuck himself because he might find it pleasurable

umm

she’s probably worried that her kids might come into contact with my microbes and develop a functional immune system. that is so BASIC!

75% chance WanderWoman is actually male

I know, wtf, right? Goddamn Lorde taking up virtual space that could be used for some 50 year white man’s music.

I feel bad for the embassy cleaning staff.

Totally. Have you seen the new Twin Peaks? Kyle MacLachlan....

speaking of that orange turd, i notice he hasn’t tweeted any condolences. he must have used up all his sympathy calling for a travel ban and picking fights with his betters.

i wish you were as tired of writing about it.

Oh God. Seems like Jezebel is the only place that cares about this fucking feud now.

In this case, religion was a tribal identifier, not the reason for the struggle. The IRA and other nationalist paramilitaries, wanted a United Ireland. The UVF & loyalist paramilitaries wanted to remain part of the UK.

Bobby, you’re a grown ass adult. STOP WITH THE 14 YO BULLSHIT. In other words, stop with the Katy stanning for the love of fucking jesus. It isn’t funny, it’s boring as fuck.

I’m surprised he hasn’t had the polonium tea already.

that’s real harsh on moldy kumquats

Well I haven’t seen the movie.... but the trailer doesn’t make it look like the actresses in this ensemble had a lot to do. Mostly sexy times and family times. Hmm.