I am weeping. With tears. From laughing.

you weren’t wrong then, but you are wrong now.

I’m a day late to this dumpster fire but I just have to tell you how much you’ve brightened my GODDAMNED EXISTENCE.

Well, that leaves out non-corporeal phantasms, wraiths and ghouls.

Step aside, St. Borg, I’m a self-professed feminist male, able to bridge the gap between the genders. I can translate this “man-speak” for you.

No it’s a breed of cat

This is the best article ever published by any Gawker Media site.

why would we ever joke about something this serious

again, i plan to stop working when i find a rich husband so stop telling me which sexism battle to fight jfc