I hope this won’t effect his ability to point out what his teammates are doing wrong...

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

I strongly suspect that any trade of Teague/Schroder would have been in conjunction with a Horford trade and bringing in a big to take his place. That’s why I don’t think a trade was ever really all that likely unless the team completely fell off right before the deadline, too many moving parts.

And somehow, the start time of all games will be untenable for audiences in all US time zones!

Somewhere, Jordan is drinking a very expensive scotch and just muttering to himself, “you pussy” as he watches news of Curry.

It’s not so much that the Hawks were specifically looking to move Teague, there were almost as many rumors regarding Schroder- having both was a luxury as they had for much of the season (or still do have, depending on what you think about Kirk Hinrich) a third PG on the roster who could easily be a competent primary…

He says a doctor told him his frontal lobe looks like “someone who has fallen off the top of a house, on to the front of his head, or going through a windshield of a car several times.” But even that, the doctor said, was “decent...for an NFL football player” who played for 13 years. Thomas then added, “But then I…

“All it means is that I’m not an ignorant fool, and that I don’t ignore factual evidence ...”

I got an on-field tour of Fenway a few years ago and everyone in my group wanted to see where Manny peed in The Wall. Suffice it to say and to my total lack of surprise, there’s no urinal back there.

BAN THEM FROM THE POSTSEASON!

Holy shit. With the money he’s saving, it’s a wonder Brady doesn’t get himself suspended more often.

“He paved the way for me to sign a fat ass contract with the Red Sox, bleed all over my sock, win a World Series, and then defraud the state of Rhode Island. So, yes, I owe a lot to Flood.”

Technically this would only be true in a situation where all 28 players were available at the same time (28 choose 5 = 98,280). The number of actually available lineups was somewhat fewer given that an NBA roster has a max size of 15.

I didn’t need all of those “RGIII knee explosion” replays, but I couldn’t get enough “Dan Snyder shitting his tighty whiteys in the owner’s booth” shots that accompanied it.

Rest assured no one on the Grizzlies could be accused of shooting the lights out.

I would like to see what would happen if 2 players were both bribed to throw matches by different gambling rings.

Sorry, I meant under the age of 50.

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

As for why they were both so devastated, Travis tells me it’s because they specifically talked about not interfering with a fair ball before the game. “A security guy came up to us before the game started and told us that we’d be kicked out if we touched a fair ball,” Travis said.

Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.