For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

If he had written, “Thanks for all the fish.” I would be much more worried.

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

This is a nuanced and well informed analysis. So, that said, tell me-

I think it’ll be fun to fuck with people on the internet by prefacing everything with “Millennials won’t remember but...” and just make shit up.

an adult brawl at a Florida Little League game

In high school, I umped little league for some extra cash. Not once did I have a problem with a kid arguing a call. It was always coaches/parents who thought their kid was about 5 years from being the first 17 year old to win Rookie-of-the-year and MVP in same season.

Tiny Catcher: Goddamnit, that was my ride home.

Are you familiar with the work of Ernie Grunfeld?

I’d posit that the definition of “right” with the Spurs is based on the actual merits of basketball success - ball movement, spacing, unselfishness, etc. whereas the Cards definition is based more in moral piousness.

Because we hear about them playing the “right” way mostly from people who aren’t either Spurs or Spurs fans.

Listen, these kids might be fucking racist morons, but its also possible one kid was trying to be edgy and funny and the rest followed suit. Its a fucking group text, they aren’t burning crosses.

You get enough plate appearances, you’ll get the runs, believe you me.

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage

It’s absolutely astonishing that a strong employee referral form a homeless man didn’t pan out.

Not surprising that he has only one walk and zero runs, though.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

An interesting twist to this theory that you left out is that Varys is a Faceless Man. Possibly a leader of the Faceless Men. I like this theory not just because Varys and Jaqen are my favorite characters and I’d live for the day they get to interact, but because it conflates the faceless men with Varys’s little…

Man, Bran can just stay in his tree.