I was taught both as a kid and I do them well because I’ve sewed countless buttons and baked even more cakes.

People say that this shutdown is destroying them, but Lara Trump knows that people just have to get past their aversion to dipping into capital for a few weeks.

I mean, lots of people low-key hate their sister-in-laws and manage to tolerate each other. Being in the public eye, there’s even less of a chance they’d rumble. These stories are total fiction. 

• It is not a feminist act to divorce the world’s richest man and acquire 50% of his assets.

Amber Heard is a red carpet “menace” hell bent on having her photo taken and landing movie roles.

I know there are horrible incidents talked about in this article, but in a vegetative state since the age of 3?!

1) Razors “designed and marketed” for shaving the balls and shaft (and ass crack) “Extra attention to design for your sensitive regions”

“This bitch [oh excuse me ‘b!tch’] lyin’!”

what’s with the sneering at chelsea clinton? that was odd.

“Space Station, this is your President,” Trump said to his own reflection, according to Sims.

Nothing. It’s a troll.

Chelsea is 38...at that age, the ability to time a pregnancy isn’t usually a thing anymore, unless you’re very, very fertile (older mom here, I speak from experience)

Ja Rule should really keep his mouth shut and hope everyone thinks he was just the drunk dummy along for the ride with a scammer. I wouldn’t want to draw too much attention to myself if I were him. Especially after the tape of him saying he knew what they were doing was false advertising.

It was Terryable

Evil and dementia are really bad qualities in a President.

Exhibit B: His hideous suits & ties and the baggy, lumpy way he wears them.

There is zero chance Trump is gay.

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too