Heh, funny thing is she used to be a huge stoner in college! So did her sister, who is equally high strung but in different ways. They really need to pick that vice up again.

I have it in my medical POA that my DNA donors are to be kept far, far away and have no say in decisions about my care.

Me too! I’ve given away at least 7 copies of that book. I make everybody I know read it—women *and* men.

Really?

He looks like he could be the baby of Lance Armstrong and Matt Damon.

That’s because he’s an amalgam of other preexisting myths. Practically everything on the internet can be taken to its roots and you can find the individual pre-existing pieces.

I heard the doctor sucks out the baby’s eyes with their mouth and then turns the baby’s head into a jack-o-lantern. Can you believe this?!

Is there literally any more egregious example of “waving the bloody shirt” than claiming your opponent literally supports murdering healthy babies?

Agreed. Most jobs require some type of test - entrance exam, boards, the bar, etc. They really should do this after this flaming mess of an election year.

I wouldn’t have to rip them if they weren’t so expensive on iTunes.

Trump and Robertson Most old Republican men sure don’t seem to have a particularly clear grasp of how babies are born.

He could, but it’s rightfully his and he may have his own heirs. The deceased likely didn’t leave those asshole nieces and nephews anything for a reason.

And by justice, I hope you mean Carole gets set on fire.

I can guarantee that this woman never called or visited her uncle and only popped up after she realized how much this unit might be worth.

“He had 50 years to put Tom’s name on any of these papers,” Ms. DeMaio said. “The will was never a valid will.”

Fuuuuuuuuuck. That poor man. You spend the bulk of your life having your relationship scorned and questioned, and then have to go through it again after your partner has passed because of greedy assholes. I hope he gets justice.

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

“Overwrought” and “irrational” are highly gendered, yeah, and this is a women’s website, yeah, and folk should fucking know better, yeah, in a culture in which girls’ and women’s reasoned preferences are readily rejected as uninformed and in which they are more often, compared to male counterparts, portrayed as…

Agreed. I think she is fine in the few films I have seen her in but fuck she annoys me. I don’t want to be friends with someone who pisses in sinks, and generally has crappy manners. I’m sure she is nice and all but we wouldn’t be friends.

She was ridiculous in American hustle, like a girl play acting in her auntie’s clothes. I remain confused by the critics “bombard her with all the awards!” response.