Which isn’t to say that she doesn’t look great or that this isn’t toned down for her. I’m not seeing her usual contouring, and really, it’s very flattering. But as someone whose makeup routine constists of dabbing on some foundation and some mascara, I smirk a bit at the idea that this is a no makeup look.

A bajillion dollars!

I love that book! ✋

Get rid of fraternities. Period.

lol How apt.

I’m like “You guys do realize you are playing a video game primarly marketed at children, right?” I’m loling so hard at these folks who seem aghast by a Pokemon that doesn’t seem manly enough.

That neanderthal hairline. His appearance screams “not-too-bright.” And that is the exact opposite of smizing.

Oh my God, stop saying “squad”.

The Sarah Palin impersonation is indeed Tina Fey’s finest hour, isn’t it?

I would wear Danskos. Alt-right folks would likely brand me a lesbian.

What would happen if a woman wore... flats?!?! Would the world implode?

I am seriously considering dressing as Sadness for my “political-themed” Halloween.

If he would have just stayed an Ozzy-level reality star I could still be amused by him.

This is awesome.

Enh, Trump sucks terribly, but ghostwriting and co-writing aren’t really anything to hammer on. There are a lot of people with something with putting into book form who simply aren’t writers or don’t have the time to write, and since Tony Schwartz’s name is on the cover there’s no sense of deception either.

Gloria Estefans? (hehe)

Ugh. The only Sarandon a can Saranfan Stan for anymore is Chris Sarandon.

Upthread someone is telling her to put them away. Like, what do you have against joy?

I’m not a fan of any type of a woman who so poorly represents Bernie supporters as deranged and women as irrational. *Also* would rather support Trump than Hillary and went on a #NeverHillary campaign. No thank you! Go back to your ping pong crazy sue.