9 days out of 10 i smell like one of those two things

“Anorak” has got to be one of my favorite slang terms for “geek.”

Given the smoke and mirrors involved in the making of the Kardashian brand, or any reality show, it’s not really an asshole comment.

Yes. I don’t know how they cope.

Wow, as a Brit, the idea of someone not just using a kettle any time they need boiling water seems crazy! I only recently discovered that some people in America don’t actually own an electric kettle.

Not trying to be a dick but it’s “Townville”. Townsville is a fictional city from the powerpuff girls

Reece, Robby, and Kenyan should make a movie together

Your diplomas will create a forcefield around you that will protect you from assault. I want to photoshop in a diploma in this picture, but alas I’m on a phone

It’s not that they won’t care, it’s that they won’t see it..... Trump supporters don’t read Jezebel.

I AM SO RELIEVED! I had no idea that my diplomas would protect me. I’m gonna have to hand my pepper spray down to a high-school student TODAY!

If Kelly had privately been arguing with Pugh, then I would agree. But she made it public in hopes that her fans or her family’s fans would harass Pugh.

My sister got an MBA from a fancy school, and said it was very much the ambition of some of the bros that the MBA gets them into a higher tier of the business world, and that allows them access to, erm, “better p*&^y”. Ah, menz. The women were more like I need this MBA to just get into the goddamn door.

I am guessing Jolie has caught the recent headlines of all the tabloids. The ones calling her “the ex-wife from hell” and outlining “Jolie’s plan to destroy Brad.” The papers are not being kind to her in any way. And this is her trying to spin control this.

Oh thank goodness Taylor Swift visited this baby, just to make sure we heard about it. What good works this woman does.

She’s always seemed like a giant asshole, and she has no talent and doesn’t seem particularly bright. Christina may be a diva (I have no idea, she’s always seemed nice to me in interviews) but at least she has talent to back it up.

Legit in my experience. I don’t understand how people remarry, I can’t imagine another emotional investment

To be fair ozzy isn’t playing with a full deck so while I don’t normally buy the “she took advantage of him” argument it seems a little more plausible in this case.

Also, too lazy and don’t want to learn someone new.

Ooh ooh pretentious name suggestions. If it’s a boy they should name him Clementine.

how we are raising girls is not the problem. the girls aren’t the ones becoming predators.