I wonder about his kids. How much do they know about their origin? Do they know who the donors are? I’m sure Jackson picked them carefully and paid them handsomely. And I can’t get over that all kids are all named “Michael”, even his daughter’s full name is “Paris-Michael”. That’s next level narcissism.

I really hope these two have more going for them in life than who started the first dickrunning instagram

Those are only to show you were the brothels were. Pompeii was a port town with lots of visitors who spoke lots of different languages, so they had to be creative to let the customers know where you could find them

There is no courtesy when there are "likes" involved

I’m on Zoloft, I love it! I have no anxiety and no sex drive. The latter is good for me since I’m single. I’ve been on other anti-depressants and anti-psychotics and had pretty bad side effects while I was getting used to them, and also if I missed just one dose I would get side effects, I’ve not experienced anything…

I have crowns, it’s no biggie. It doesn’t hurt, they have to file down the teeth a bit so the crowns fit in with the rest of the teeth but that’s the only unpleasant part. Then they do casts of your teeth before and after filing them down. You’ll probably get temporary crowns while they make your permanent ones and…

I have lace curtains drawn in my bedroom all the time. Gives a bit of privacy and lets the light in. My kitchen faces the street, so I have a bunch of plants in the window that I can duck behind if I'm wearing my pyjamas or similar. 

Sperm =/= kids. Just sperm can’t make children, a woman’s uterus is not a plant pot where men plant their seeds to grow babies. You need an egg too. Congratulations on sounding misogynistic, petty, desperate for attention AND uneducated, “Game”

I don’t think Coulter can not be racist. I think she the worst insult she can come up with is “I’d rather share my country with immigrants than JKush” but she’s still not wrong about deporting him (into the sun, or to the far side of the moon) would be a net positive.

I’m not disagreeing with Ann Coulter’s tweet:

Meanwhile: Just days after buying a $122 million house in London, hedge fund manager Ken Griffin has bought a $238 million apartment in Manhattan

Yes, swedish parents get 480 days if they have one child, more if they have multiples. 390 days at 80% of their salary, and 90 days with a small fixed amount. 90 days are earmarked for each parent and can’t be transferred, but otherwise parents can split the parental leave as they like. 

Her net worth is about $150 million

Tremendously naked. Epically naked. The mother of all nudity. A nakedness that will reverberate through the ages. Just very naked, you know

Her teeth are freaking me out

Conservatives love to claim abortions are traumatizing, but what about pregnancy, childbirth and giving up a child? I have a kid, pregnancy, childbirth and post-pregnancy is not as easy as sitcoms would have you believe

Provide free or at least affordable access to birth control and abortions to all women to reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies, and then provide a safety need like paid parental leave and affordable day care to help women who found themselves pregnant in less than ideal circumstances and want to keep the child.

Ok, to be fair it hurts like [bleep] to give birth. It is after all the worst punishment god could come up with for Eve.

I’m reading Trump On The Couch, and I suspect Dracula was warmer and kinder than Mary Trump

They’ve been married for 20 years, have two kids, are middle-aged and I’m guessing he’s a workoholic. Maybe she doesn’t feel like being the bubbly, exciting life of the party? Or lift up his spirits all the time? They may be spirits, but they’re still heavy. So he finds someone new and in the honeymoon phase you don’t…