And you know those same men act like baking a cake or sew in a button is high level magic that they are genetically incapable of mastering. I was taught both as a kid and I do them well because I’ve sewed countless buttons and baked even more cakes.

They might not be bffs, but I doubt they’re having catfights either. They know the royal family is under constant scrutiny and they know how to behave like adults. I do however believe it was easier for Kate to fit in with the royals than it has been for Meghan. 

I wonder if that weird “alive girl” was a dig at his wife? Mostly because I briefly dated someone who had recently left a 15 year relationship and the things he liked most about me was all the ways I was different from his ex. He didn’t say it outright, but sometimes he’d give me odd compliments, or ascribe character…

That got to me too. My kid is 3.5. My brain and heart shuts down at the thought of watching him grow into an adult in a vegetative state

We'll break Kinja's character limit if we try to type out the odds that they'll last 14 years

She doesn't know him personally? Then her behaviour is even more incomprehensible. 

Dirt Bag betting pool would be fun. You can either bet that A) the Bieber Baldwin grand wedding will never happen, or B) they’ll have their showy wedding but split up within six months? Tough one for me, but I think A. A lot can happen in a year. Like they can start showing their true selves and actually get to know…

That doesn’t hide the fact that he has no chin, it accentuates it. It’s like a comb-over for the chin. They’re all so weird about hair

I would accept it if it was followed by a sincere apology

I know couples who conceived their first kid immediately and then tried for years, including doing ivf, for the second. I have a friend who fell pregnant on the first try four times. Last one was when she was 40 or 41. Fertility is a lottery, it’s ridiculous to assume that you can schedule babies like that.

Remember he dated Gwyneth "Conscious uncoupling" Paltrow for a long time. He's either dated wild child-types or pretentious types. I guess Jennifer Anniston was an attempt at breaking that pattern. 

Everything about that implication made me shake my head. First of all, you can’t always plan when a baby comes. Some couples conceive right away, some have to try for months, even years. I know a few couples who conceived their first kid pretty much immediately, but then the second kid just would not happen. Two used…

Exactly. But also to think it’s cute really grinds my gears. 

Not yet having learned something is fine. At some point, we learned every thing we know. But to be proud of it or think it’s cute or an attractive quality to be a helpless dolt is not fine, and the older the person is, the worse. It’s ok for a teenager to not know how to make tea, but if you were 35 when it happened…

Oooooh, I hate when people brag about sucking at something! It’s not charming and cute!!!! Saying “teehee, I can’t even make tea!” (or whatever. Some common, basic skill) is NOT endearing, it’s just pathetic.

Eating disoders and high fashion? I think this will go darker and less fashionable. Even if she’s not in movies or tv, she will still be forced to work long hours, produce more of whatever-it-is-she’s-selling as more and more people get their paychecks from her. And at least tv and movies has a shooting schedule, and…

Don’t worry though, she says her hairline makes her special and unique (or something like that. I don’t want to google her and give her clicks) To me, that sounds like wearing ill-fitting shoes and then say the blisters are what makes me special. But what do I know, I was born in the 1900's

I see this going in a different direction. More of a Lindsey Lohan, Brad Renfro, Dana Plato, Whitney Houston direction. This much fame and influence that early is just a trainwreck waiting to happen.

Has Trump hired him yet? What's the over/under on when he'll be sacked? Three months?

I have eczema and so does my son. All eczema patients know is that you only use cortisone cream for a short time when you have a flare up. And that you should avoid using cortisone cream where the skin is very thin. Dry air + cortisone on the lips sounds like a recipe for disaster

I have eczema and so does my son. All eczema patients know is that you only use cortisone cream for a short time…