What trenches? They did a tv-show together.
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I have, and it was nothing. Less than nothing. If you don’t have pads at home, borrow one or two from a friend or swipe some from the hospital. Don’t buy a whole pack because if you're not a pad user, they'll just sit there in your medicine cabinet and take up space
Yes it’s like that on all my devices and has been for a while. You’d think by now the Kinja-people would have learned to do a back-up BEFORE they start fiddling with Kinja so they can just roll back when they fuck it up, but no
Wow, your life really sucks! I am so very sorry
I'm just so curious to see how Trump's hair would look in prison
I’ve done IVF. Embryo transfer does not hurt. There is no gritting for anyone.
Why was she on “heavy narcotics” for the embryo transfer? It doesn’t hurt. Egg retrieval can really hurt, some people even need morphine, but the embryo transfer is at most uncomfortable
And craploads of laser treatments, peels, fillers and whatever other treatments dermatologists can come up with. She looks good, she doesn't have that stiff, stretched look that people get when they overdo it, but there is no way she looks like that from just healthy living and moisturizers
The edit is not much better:
“Don’t worry about it!”
Tampons falling apart seems like a bloody mess
Exactly, her fake, unnatural hair colour clashes with her fake, unnatural skin colour. She looks like a cartoon character
I’ve seen photos of her that were decidedly unladylike. Nothing wrong with that, except that the people who praise Melania for being “a real lady” would have spontaneously combusted if there were photos like that of Michelle Obama.
Fingers crossed it’s a Mogwai. They’ll feed it after midnight, but like with a kale smoothie, so the Gremlins that spawn will be super pissed and trash the Kardashian-mansion even worse than Phoebe Cates’s Gremlins
Doesn’t “hot minute” mean a very, very short time? Sounds rather like she didn’t put much effort into the relationship at all
A boy's best friend is his mother
She and Rebel Wilson. When they smile it looks like their teeth are about to wrap around their heads
Anyone qualified to be the White House's Chief of Staff is smart enough not to want the job. And vice versa