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Reply to a DM from Chris Brown: "aren't you that guy who punched Rihanna?"

More likely they have some boneheaded ideas about vaccines. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they’re afraid of vaccines but won’t say it when cameras are present because manager Kris knows it would hurt their brand

The principle “like cures like” which homeopathy is based on has been around since the ancient greek and was very popular in Europe especially during the middle-ages. They gave hallucinogenics to mentally ill people, gave people herbs that made them sick etc. All that Samuel Hahnemann did was to dilute the substances

So? That people have been doing something for thousands of years because they didn’t know better is not a very good argument. Women couldn’t vote or own property in my culture for thousands of years. Medicine used to consist of bloodletting, homeopathy and superstition. I’m glad society has evolved

What did they think, that a pregnant woman in active labour was going to make a run for it? Idiots. 

If she ever does have a breakdown, cries in public and starts lamenting her divorces and never having children, the tabloids will probably freak out and not know what to do

Charming

They didn’t have to dig that much, he’s been VERY vocal about his feeling about gay men. Those quotes above are just the tip of the iceberg. Or trash pile

Instead of a funeral procession, when Trump dies there will be a choreographed dance number to “Ding, dong, the witch is dead!”

For one hilarious moment I thought the lawyer's name was "Barfman". I wonder how often it gets misspelled?

It irks me how women on any kind of red carpet event show up in tiny strappy sandals with sky high heels and dresses that require head-to-toe spanx, while the men get to wear very forgiving suits even when they make an effort, but most of the time show up in jeans and flipping sneakers. Especially the shoes highlight

No more so than it does Joan. She thought she’d finally gotten rid of Jackie and then she’s reincarnated.

She’s the only one who can manage Trump when he’s sundowning

You don’t need that much grease. Just put a thin layer and pour bread crumbs in the pan. Shake it around so that the whole pan is coated and pour out the excess. Flip your cake out of the pan onto a cooling grate while it's still warm. Not straight out of the oven, let it settle for about 10 minutes, then flip it

You don’t need that much grease. Just put a thin layer and pour bread crumbs in the pan. Shake it around so that the

Won’t that bake unevenly? All those geometric patterns will be dry and half burned if you bake the cake properly.

Won’t that bake unevenly? All those geometric patterns will be dry and half burned if you bake the cake properly.

Gross

I remember watching a very strange documentary about these dolls with a bunch of adults talking about these dolls as if they were living babies. I think it was the first time my child brain realized that not all adults are mature, wise, sensible people

Because we’re all part of a society and have to share this planet. You can have a big party and celebrate your big day, but at some point excess becomes offensive

THIS IS SO WASTEFUL!!! I get that you should splurge on weddings because in theory you only marry once (maybe again if your spouse dies)* and it’s your day, blah, blah, blah, but COME ON! This is like Kardashian levels of wasteful spending.

People who call their pets "their babies" and themselves "their mommy/daddy" are a pet peeve of mine (get it? Pet peeve?)